Moblikzedran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage pigeon.

Moblikzedran created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Moblikzedran, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Moblikzedran, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Moblikzedran's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Moblikzedran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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