Tafzanvan is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, prudent
bee.
Tafzanvan created the cosmos nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafzanvan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tafzanvan, she will not care at all.
Tafzanvan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Tafzanvan's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never skip in the presence of horses.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
4. Always look after injured aardvarks.
5. Never bounce near monkeys.