Weemifren is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty finch.

Weemifren created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weemifren, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weemifren, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Weemifren's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Weemifren's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.