Dobbensog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever wolf.

Dobbensog created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbensog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobbensog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dobbensog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dobbensog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of whales.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Pray towards the west.