Gebdanfeb is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish
coyote.
Gebdanfeb created everything that exists four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gebdanfeb, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Gebdanfeb, he will turn you into a hamster.
Gebdanfeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Gebdanfeb's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Gebdanfeb.
2. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the south.
3. You must love Gebdanfeb.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not drink water in black rooms.