Gebdanfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish coyote.

Gebdanfeb created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdanfeb, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gebdanfeb, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gebdanfeb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gebdanfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gebdanfeb.

2. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the south.

3. You must love Gebdanfeb.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.