Wegfatnul is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying
narwhal.
Wegfatnul created dark matter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wegfatnul, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Wegfatnul, he will send minions to preach to you.
Wegfatnul's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Wegfatnul's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Always look after injured dolphins.
4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.