Wegfatnul is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying narwhal.

Wegfatnul created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfatnul, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wegfatnul, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wegfatnul's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wegfatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.