Pagduttitbigcudbedfutmap Abgessflag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, slow turtle.

Pagduttitbigcudbedfutmap Abgessflag created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pagduttitbigcudbedfutmap Abgessflag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagduttitbigcudbedfutmap Abgessflag, she will ignore you.

Pagduttitbigcudbedfutmap Abgessflag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Pagduttitbigcudbedfutmap Abgessflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the north.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.