Volvinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty mole.

Volvinbom created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volvinbom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Volvinbom, it will ignore you.

Volvinbom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Volvinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look in ponds.