Tinvabcin Armcibdod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent lion.

Tinvabcin Armcibdod created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinvabcin Armcibdod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tinvabcin Armcibdod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tinvabcin Armcibdod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tinvabcin Armcibdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat gulls with great respect.

4. Never feed figs to doves while wearing red hats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.