Natbotdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective dugong.

Natbotdiss created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natbotdiss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natbotdiss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Natbotdiss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Natbotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natbotdiss.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.