Timgovrip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, clever walrus.

Timgovrip created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Timgovrip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Timgovrip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Timgovrip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Timgovrip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Timgovrip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Timgovrip on top of all buildings.