Nuttgigman is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented gorilla.

Nuttgigman created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgigman, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttgigman, it will remove you from existence.

Nuttgigman's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nuttgigman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.

5. Run away if four snakes approach from the south.