Nuttgigman is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, contented
gorilla.
Nuttgigman created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttgigman, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nuttgigman, it will remove you from existence.
Nuttgigman's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Nuttgigman's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt sheep.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.
5. Run away if four snakes approach from the south.