Dimfidmip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident coyote.

Dimfidmip created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimfidmip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dimfidmip, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dimfidmip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dimfidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Dimfidmip loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.
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