Rulzigton is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty
coyote.
Rulzigton created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulzigton, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rulzigton, it will be very sad.
Rulzigton's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Rulzigton's Holy Commandments1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulzigton.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Always look after injured sharks.