Rulzigton is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty coyote.

Rulzigton created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulzigton, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulzigton, it will be very sad.

Rulzigton's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rulzigton's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulzigton.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always look after injured sharks.