Fitvenhud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive finch.

Fitvenhud created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitvenhud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitvenhud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fitvenhud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fitvenhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing orange boots and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.