Kikboddag Mobdabbun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered gorilla.

Kikboddag Mobdabbun created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikboddag Mobdabbun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikboddag Mobdabbun, she will curse you with boils.

Kikboddag Mobdabbun's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kikboddag Mobdabbun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kikboddag Mobdabbun.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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