Tomkopbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-assured wyvern.

Tomkopbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomkopbog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tomkopbog, it will curse you with boils.

Tomkopbog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tomkopbog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dogs while wearing green boots and balancing six platinum spheres on your head.