Cussnellpop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable raccoon.

Cussnellpop created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnellpop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cussnellpop, it will not care.

Cussnellpop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cussnellpop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Never leap in the presence of great tits.