Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful gerbil.

Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag's Holy Commandments

1. Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Worship no other gods but Vinbughom Witmigdim Ortlidzag.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.