Cussortgof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish seal.

Cussortgof created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussortgof, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cussortgof, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cussortgof's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cussortgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear yellow stockings.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Run away if eight otters approach from the east.