Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witless badger.

Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Yikhapnabshavfomjabtar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near aardvarks while wearing red shoes and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.