Quarthadquag is a god.
It takes the form of a small, passionate
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Quarthadquag created snails six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quarthadquag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Quarthadquag, it will turn you into a frog.
Quarthadquag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Quarthadquag's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of aubergines to seals while wearing turquoise corsets.
2. Never think about eukaryotes.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Quarthadquag loves whales, so they must be honoured.