Cimrenvag Mitgemtaf is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient
bee.
Cimrenvag Mitgemtaf created the world two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimrenvag Mitgemtaf, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cimrenvag Mitgemtaf, it will turn you into a goat.
Cimrenvag Mitgemtaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Cimrenvag Mitgemtaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in white rooms.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.
4. Never write about moons.
5. You must never eat lentils.