Kamkimxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, calm fish.

Kamkimxin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamkimxin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamkimxin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kamkimxin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kamkimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed gooseberries to voles while wearing orange jumpers.