Maptapnig is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil
unicorn.
Maptapnig created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Maptapnig, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Maptapnig, he will make you grow a tail.
Maptapnig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Maptapnig's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt monkeys.
2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
3. Never go into blue rooms.
4. Feed all hungry squirrels.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.