Dindissmet is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, sapient
cobra.
Dindissmet created Asia two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dindissmet, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Dindissmet, he will destroy your home solar system.
Dindissmet's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Dindissmet's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always help great tits.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Always pray immersed in water.