Dindissmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient cobra.

Dindissmet created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Dindissmet, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dindissmet, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dindissmet's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dindissmet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.