Flan is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic
guinea pig.
Flan created time and space six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flan, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Flan, she will turn you into a rat.
Flan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Flan's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair mauve.
2. Do not take Flan's name in vain.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Always help mice in need.
5. Never feed garlic to manatees while wearing rings.