Rillafbum is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent
jackal.
Rillafbum created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rillafbum, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Rillafbum, she will try to impress you with trees.
Rillafbum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Rillafbum's Holy Commandments1. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.
2. Hide from brown moths for they are unholy.
3. Never feed lots of strawberries to bats while wearing turquoise coats.
4. Never think ill of sick otters.
5. Do not covet oxen.