Yostdisszam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty bear.

Yostdisszam created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yostdisszam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yostdisszam, she will strike you with lightening.

Yostdisszam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yostdisszam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.