Yakbestnil is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unthoughtful chicken.

Yakbestnil created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Yakbestnil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakbestnil, it will turn you into a tree.

Yakbestnil's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yakbestnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. You must pray to Yakbestnil six times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.