Tencubgov is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil hyena.

Tencubgov created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tencubgov, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tencubgov, it will turn you into a tree.

Tencubgov's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tencubgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Put Tencubgov first in all things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.