Yedzogloop is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy scorpion.

Yedzogloop created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yedzogloop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yedzogloop, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yedzogloop's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yedzogloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Yedzogloop on top of important buildings.

3. Do not take Yedzogloop's name in vain.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.