Rawrapdav is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring chinchilla.

Rawrapdav created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawrapdav, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawrapdav, he will not invite you to parties.

Rawrapdav's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rawrapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Worship no other gods but Rawrapdav.

5. Never jump in holy places.