Xenmetflis is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, amazing
scorpion.
Xenmetflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xenmetflis, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Xenmetflis, she will turn you into a goat.
Xenmetflis' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Xenmetflis' Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not dye your hair fawn.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never think ill of sick bats.