Rullsterwad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Rullsterwad created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rullsterwad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullsterwad, she will not invite you to parties.

Rullsterwad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rullsterwad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rullsterwad first in all things.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never feed carrots to geese while wearing black jumpers.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.