Queegpibxin is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful
wombat.
Queegpibxin created a strange quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Queegpibxin, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Queegpibxin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Queegpibxin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Queegpibxin's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured tortoises.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Do not take Queegpibxin's name in vain.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Pray towards the east.