Queegpibxin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful wombat.

Queegpibxin created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Queegpibxin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegpibxin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Queegpibxin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Queegpibxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not take Queegpibxin's name in vain.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pray towards the east.