Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy deer.

Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab, it will turn you into a snail.

Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bidzoggepsugvenfatnab.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.