Gemgofsom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating naga.

Gemgofsom created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Gemgofsom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gemgofsom, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gemgofsom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gemgofsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Gemgofsom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help mites.