Looppangcar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful weasel.

Looppangcar created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Looppangcar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Looppangcar, he will throw large rocks at you.

Looppangcar's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Looppangcar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.