Zimgedced is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome wren.

Zimgedced created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgedced, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Zimgedced, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zimgedced's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zimgedced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zimgedced.

5. Hide if eight seals approach from the east.