Dutflabsig Fomdutgep Nadsanfon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet crab.

Dutflabsig Fomdutgep Nadsanfon created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutflabsig Fomdutgep Nadsanfon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutflabsig Fomdutgep Nadsanfon, he will make you grow a tail.

Dutflabsig Fomdutgep Nadsanfon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dutflabsig Fomdutgep Nadsanfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never go into brown rooms.