Kapsandyokvog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful jackal.

Kapsandyokvog created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapsandyokvog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kapsandyokvog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kapsandyokvog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kapsandyokvog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kapsandyokvog.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.