Wannegsin Yakwapdav is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil rhinoceros.

Wannegsin Yakwapdav created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wannegsin Yakwapdav, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wannegsin Yakwapdav, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wannegsin Yakwapdav's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wannegsin Yakwapdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Do not shave your hands.