Tenrullfag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong elephant.

Tenrullfag created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrullfag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tenrullfag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tenrullfag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tenrullfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never mention sharks.