Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish capybara.

Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. You must pray to Cabkomvanvolkanmutgun three times a day.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.