Nibgetdun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy dove.

Nibgetdun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgetdun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nibgetdun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nibgetdun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nibgetdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit in holy places.