Hogcepcad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, annoying raccoon.

Hogcepcad created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogcepcad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hogcepcad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hogcepcad's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hogcepcad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Pray towards the east.