Arttindud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective dolphin.

Arttindud created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arttindud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arttindud, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arttindud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Arttindud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.