Bimquillhom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent snake.

Bimquillhom created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimquillhom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimquillhom, she will turn you into a snail.

Bimquillhom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bimquillhom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Bimquillhom on top of important buildings.

2. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.