Zakdanlit Zagpas is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring donkey.

Zakdanlit Zagpas created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Zakdanlit Zagpas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zakdanlit Zagpas, he will not invite you to parties.

Zakdanlit Zagpas' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Zakdanlit Zagpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Zakdanlit Zagpas loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.